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Do-It-Yourself Colonoscopy Kit
Send that jerk in your life a Do-it Yourself Colonoscopy Kit. Includes a wonderfully graphic video, a generous length of 3/4" garden hose and a box of kleenex. Isn't self-expression wonderful?!...
Paying alimony? Send us a picture of the old bag and we'll print Custom Alimony Checks over her (X-ed out) picture. When alimony time comes send your check on your new alimony check stationary. Or maybe you'd rather send her checks with a picture of your new wife!!. 14 day delivery...
Stuffed Rats in T-Shirts
A few Stuffed Rats with her/his name emblazoned on their custom rat T-shirts might obtain justice for the wronged. Or maybe the Boss would be a good recipient. RATchet up the heat with real rats (not included)...
Ever want to get in that jerk's face with a little reality? Here's the way. Jerk-In-A-Box. A pop-up that lets that idiot see himself the way others do. Maybe a little power mirror time would be a good thing for him. It would definitely be a good thing for you!...
Ultra Wiggly and Disgusting Snake Assortment
Dumped by your fiancee? Well maybe he/she deserves a nice assortment of Snakes and spiders. Made of the finest gum, they wiggle realistically upon opening the box. We've added a little eau d'chicken manure for olfactory impact...
Mutilatable Voodoo Doll
Send that jerk in your life a The best of REALLY low tech. The lower the better! A Voodoo Doll with customizable face. Imaginative mutilitation will transmit your most heartfelt feelings in no uncertain terms....
The Finest Vomit Flavored Jelly Beans Available
Yes. It's true! Real vomit flavored jelly beans that will lend extra meaning when you tell him (her) to "Eat it"! For extra measure we've included Booger Beans, Dirt Beans, and all manner of disgusting beans. It just a shame that you can't be there when...
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